Bonus

Kent State Massacre of 1970

If you ever trip and fall in public, just get up and say "man, haven't inhabited a body in a while" and keep going

the satanic temple

I've been playing this in a browser in my phone. Drop the fruits on each other to make bigger fruit and get a high score:

https://suikagame.com/

Edit: dare you to beat my high score

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According to the article the woman picked him up from daycare, went to a supervised visit with the father, then ran errands with K.J. still in the backseat for an hour instead of bringing him back to daycare, then went home and left him for 5 hours still strapped in the backseat and was only made aware he was still there when the daycare called to see why he hadn't been returned.

By equating women to livestock...

The graphic from the article:

Those are the bottom of its feet, straight to horny jail with you.

Sir, this is a Texas Roadhouse

"Get off the drugs, dude."

Just needed a friend to care enough to say something so simple, and it changed my life. Sobriety is terrifying for so many, but in my experience it was absolutely worth it.

My friend had a stress-induced heart attack at 31 while working 60-70hr weeks trying to support his family.

A gender-bent Sailor Moon entourage, all bearded and bulky in their amazing mini skirts and heels looking fabulous, with a female Tuxedo Mask leading them

The 2⁰ looks like 20 (for the 20yr old's birthday) but when you calculate 2 to the power of 0 it's equal to 1 (which is for the baby's birthday). It's a math joke, hope that helps

Can't you feel my heart beat fast?

That guy's been drinking the Brawndo

According to the CDC, fewer than 10 people die annually from rabies in the U.S. And it happening due to organ transplants is very rare, but not unheard of; in 2013, a patient who received a kidney transplant died from rabies.

So it's happened before...cool cool, cool...

Perfect Blue meets Princess Tutu