I give it an hour, tops. Wish we could have gotten to know each other better OP, but imma sit on my porch and have an ice cream sandwich and wait for it all to blow.

5 ounces of weed, 5 ounces of weed, 5 ounces of weed, iPod.

I am an American

I make my own choices

I stand strong!

dies

I love how this comment section consists of advice for peeling eggs that are all in direct conflict with each other.

You know, I try to be a good dad, but I’ll never top what this guy did for his kid.

Hopefully.

Happy Father’s Day, Gary.

MacOS users in this post:

If I’m not mistaken, the whole myth rose from an incident with a pilot using land navigation, got one cluster of islands confused with another, which caused him to set an incorrect course and ended up getting lost at sea.

Ay least that’s my understanding. Now let’s talk about the real danger: quicksand.

“Take my paws! I can save you!”

New fear unlocked: The Bermuda Quicksand!

So, honest question, if creators want to ditch Reddit, where do they go besides here? Fediverse ain’t that big yet.

For comic artists, there already seems to be a decent and growing community here. I’m a musician. There is (used to be?) a vibrant community on Reddit for songwriters, home recording enthusiasts, amateur producers…and it was a good place to network. I won’t go back to Reddit for any reason, so where do I go? Those communities here don’t have enough users to be active. I’ve tried.

It’s an ordinary work day but I let myself sleep in a little. Kid and the baby mama are out of town today but I’ll get to hang out with the kid tomorrow and baby mama promised me a hookup as a Father’s Day present. Can’t complain lol.

“Understandable. You have my blessing.”

Bullshit. What bird has a dick that big?

Of all his quotes, I like this one best:

“Akhh-kkkhhhhh, aggkkgghhhh, gllghlllkh!”

Hard as fuck to breathe in here! Tell chippy to move over his elbow is right in my fucking ribcage.

VH1

Also known as “rich trashy people being rich and trashy.” Who the actual fuck watches that garbage?

My hopes and dreams…

Two Broke Girls: “Hold my beer…”