Howard Shore is the answer

Someone just needs to explain to this guy why capital is the problem.

Try not to learn too much from memes, they're mostly wrong. Conda is good, if you're looking for something more modern (for Python) I'd suggest Poetry

Why don't presidents fight in wars? Why do they always send the poor?

Poorly

Therapy helps

Discworld

TIL Bulgaria is the best country in Europe

Learn what communism is lol

Got em

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

They're brown

Women bad just like Jew bad

Stupid sexy Lae'zel

The loss is job security for existing developers

I am about your GF's age and agree with the other commenters --the meme is spot on. I was just having an Emerald nostalgia trip before I saw this meme. I played Emerald on a DS lite; the generations weren't that far apart. PS2 was my first console.

I made this switch as well and would definitely recommend it, especially considering Unity's enshitification

Petrifying gaze

Imagine if we blot out the sun for good!

It sounds like you have enough self knowledge to begin to connect with your emotions. I suggest you tune your soon-to-be wife into this process, it sounds like she will be understanding when you get on the same page. Best of luck!