Link to the articles with this?

Found this article. No mention of the hot pocket tho.

https://abcnews.com/...

Nice job! Looks dope and I appreciate being about to do things all yourself in the future.

"If you want something done right, do it yourself." My grandpa

“My thinking wasn’t broken, just noisy — like mental static,” the senior manager continued. “What finally snapped me out of it was realizing I was working harder to manage the tools than to actually solve the problem.”

Omg constantly fact checking and tweaking the lying machine is actually slower than just thinking. Who would have guessed?

But like nah. There was some evidence Saudi Arabia backed 9/11. No evidence Israel backed 9/11 that I'm aware of.

I know this shitpost and Israel are genociding and doing fucked shit right now. But call them out on the shit they did. Don't make up shit they didn't do.

Umm the duck tales theme song reigns supreme

A judge paid me cash to paint their courtroom gray

Omfg I love this video so much!!! Her reaction is so priceless. I honestly I think about it fairly often lol. Combining it with this comic is fucking genius!! Thank you so much for posting. I vote for you winning the internet today

The video if y'all want to check it out https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbIkNUFs-4

Every day we stray further from gods light, and closer to Satan's deafening ass cheeks.

"Mohn was arrested near a National Guard training center in Fort Indiantown Gap at around 10:00 PM, approximately an hour before a 911 call was made about 100 miles away by a woman who told operators that she found her husband’s head in their home. Police had been called to the residence earlier, around 7:00 PM when they found Mohn’s headless body after being alerted to the existence of the video."

Wait so the police show up at 7 PM and find the body. Then leave and come back when the wife found the head. Jesus that is fucked.

Thanks everyone for your comments and information. Thank you OP for making this thread. I will now begin downvoting MediaBiasFactCheck bot

Well idk about all programming, but I imagine hackers go through at least one keyboard a month and suffer serious finger strain injuries from typing so fast and furious.

A sound plan. An effective strategy that would give any president pause. However, they overlooked a few key details. While they were playing a master class in chess, Trump was at a checkers board playing roulette and shitting himself. By playing roulette I mean stock manipulation and insider trading while he sucked on checkers pieces and shat himself.

1803? So the cicadas are a key part of the plan for expanding the power of the judiciary?!?!!!

Best I can do is a golden shower

Don't insult Elmo by using his name for that insecure nazi playdo eater

That and the good name of Vance Refrigeration

Engineer: We can't just put the self driving data from the Cybertruck into the semi truck. They handle compelety differently. Turning radius, weight distribution, acceleration, braking all different.

Elon: Shut physics cuck and make it happen

What was the pet food that hurt your cats? What pet food do you give them now?

Nah they will pay for private security and lobby more mass surveillance and more police state. I mean if there the CEOs aren't denied, defended, or deposed first

My apologies I believe you mean connecting Seychelles to Chad and Hungary