"I'll never need one." Until they do.

$5 says I know how he votes.

I know some of those words.

GG

Only one fifth? Those are rookie numbers.

"Entry to the park" pass

I swear my Samsung tv did that to me when I walked away from YT last week.

This post right here officer.

Universal.

High enough CO2 levels will make the water more acidic and could cause pipes to leach metals into the water.

It's very quiet but it's so much more personable in the comments.

Think Jeopardy.

If Repubs could read they'd be very upset by this statement.

Great question! I was a Reddit user for 14 years officially and, after the API bullshit they pulled, I found this amazing community! I don't have to sort through a bunch of bot bloated crap to find something interesting. I really don't want to say it but this is the Reddit I grew to love and I thank them for pushing me to this community!

Is that like a shit flambe?

Texas recently.

All females produce seeds.

Siphon Filter?

He's talking about the physical dollar store ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Scent maracas." God I hate that Pandora ad.