So dysfunctional recycle bin and Onedrive I see as benefits, just a stable operating system would be nice to have.

Das Lamm...

Definitely

All your friends have lung cancer and you not?
Try liquified asbestos!

Spore drive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzkQnp-AcgM

2 face guy:
::: spoiler spoiler A voodoo priest who seems to be immortal. :::

hook guy:
::: spoiler spoiler He lost his whole arm on his crocodile farm and replaced it with a strong metal arm. A bit like the winter soldier but tropical, so the summer soldier? :::

Zbrush and a 3d printer could fix that. But you would need something heavy on the ring bottom to knock properly.
Or add a sensor to detect movement and inform your homeassistant.

Not fully operational without the red carpet.

It's the classic Germany-France joke, but modified:

A German was on a trip to Poland.

He reached passport control and the officer asked:

"Name?"

"Hans Kleiner"

"Age?"

"31"

"Occupation?"

"No no, just visiting"

Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

Easy solution

Fly in fly trap:

:q!

I think it's only worrying if it makes your code look better.

Upvote for the hillarious image in my head.