I laughed out loud at this one. The Onion is not disappointing in these absurd times.

I almost thought this was actually one of those incelley posts. xD

These have to be the most adorable killer wolves. One is even winking at us! Idk if that is a good thing.

Your DoorDash order was dropped off by: "Not Jesus"

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This has to be the craziest one yet.

This study was funded by people that don't wear tinfoil hats outside. They're compromised.

it's just the state of the economy :'(

I think this is just what happens when republican men don't feel like they can be bisexual.

Also

Or do the Rick and Morty thing and call him Two Halves Different face.

Marvelous :D

Oh cool

janet from the good place

they better

I have seen videos about how they have invested in their cities and public transit and the cheap futuristic cars and rich cousine the people make in China itself. But from I understand now their education system is kind of useless with their entry test forcing people into a certain career they don't want, so companies hire more on likeability, queer rights is horrible, women's rights are behind and while it isn't quite dystopian people are scared to say anything that offends the government. And everyone knows they have the most invasive privacy system, they will even use it for things like knowing automatically that you paid for a train ticket wheb you walk in so it feels like a plus as long as you're a good citizen. The cost of living compared to wages is definitely lower there right now though, but I don't think I would ever move to China. Honestly, almost anywhere looks better than the US in the 2020's. I think Mexico looks better in most places. Europe looks so so much better.

so urethral

I know with veggies you can ferment them in a jar with the right amount of salt in the water. You just can never let the ones in the jar touch the air or the bad bacteria takes over.

Somebody is looking to pick fights.

Omg my church as a kid had vans like this! Everyone made fun of it.

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