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That’s because you’re a good read.

"I've never seen somebody get two-thirds of their money from a single investor

"It is normal to invest this money over a period of several years, so I don't think we can draw a firm conclusion yet. But, again, we're going back to a guy who's a real estate guy, and frankly, not a particularly good one at that, who's suddenly got $3 billion trying to do private equity deals competing against people who've been in this business for a long time. And I wouldn't, if I were the Saudis, count on making a lot of money from this any time soon," he said, adding: "U.S. private equity firms still raise the vast bulk of their money from U.S. investors. This is extraordinary — unprecedented — I've never seen anything like it."

“Unprecedented” is definitely a running theme with this circle of players.

But then why are his arms so skinny??

This is unexpectedly fun and hilarious

Yours goes away?

Okay, now I get what Risa is about

But they said unless they provide call functionality. So wouldn’t those VoIP apps not be affected?

Sensimilla Street

Edit: Changed linked to Piped

No worries, you’ll fit right in

There top of their class in missing credits and charging arbitrary fees.

How do it get there?

Is there any way to link to posts contextually so that it’s viewed in the context of the readers instance instead of just hyperlinked to the source instance?

You think it isn’t? Slim chance!

Officer: bang bang bang bang bang

Victim: Argarrugh

Officer: Give me your hands, we’re gonna get you some help.

Fucking SMH

I just googled wordle answer for today and lo and behold

Such a great album.

My favorite would maybe be The Crowing.

It’s crazy, I just keep shoving. Even if I have a drink, the glass stays full till I’m done.