I’ve often wondered what new and innovative ways Microsoft could find to make my computer even less likely to do what I want.

It’s funny because people are going to die and he’s making fun of them before they do.

I mean, the most manly and masculine thing you can do is exclusively have sex with big, masculine, manly men, right? Having sex with a woman is so emasculating, because you’re enjoying someone’s femininity, and that’s the worst possible thing for a man, so I’ve been told. Therefore, it’s super gay to have sex with women. Be a real man and exclusively have sex with your manly bros.

New life lesson: never volunteer for a for-profit company.

You can definitely tell how old it is because both Rust and 3D printed guns have gotten way better.

And TypeScript is just the JavaScript sword, but with a cheap leather hilt.

Switch to Firefox.

Hey now, treason is very specifically defined in the constitution. Oh and yeah, that’s the constitutional definition. This is treason.

Ah yes, the historically marginalized vulnerable community, the cisgenders. How can a community even hope to live in peace with only 98.5% of the population?

You don’t follow the license that it was distributed under.

Commonly, if you use open source code in your project and that code is under a license that requires your project to be open source if you do that, but then you keep yours closed source.

I mean he’s not wrong, but you know, pot, kettle, etc.

I feel like you’re an asshole if you buy a 22 foot long pickup to take to IKEA.

Down in flames it is then.

“It was just a joke!”

Oh, I don’t get it. Can you explain to me what the joke is? Like, can you put into words why you find that funny?

We need to stop talking about inflation and start talking about how WAGES ARE NOT GOING UP! Greedy corporations are not PAYING PEOPLE WHAT THEIR LABOR IS WORTH!

The problem is WAGE STAGNATION, not inflation.

Cool. Another OS to avoid.

Yeah, while he was president. That’s the problem.

Disgusting. I hope he gets life.

Because you signed (digitally) an agreement that lets them do that.

Pirate everything.

There is only one species of dog, canis familiaris. I still wouldn’t call a chihuahua and a great dane the same thing. Species or subspecies, indica is still a different thing.

I like how she asked not to be filmed and they filmed her anyway and then released it.

It really shows how much they care about a woman’s consent.