It's always the ones you most expect.

I love how one person cites a statistic, and another person just dismisses it as false because of their anecdotal experience.

The president accused Bolton of publishing sensitive information and said the book's publication "created a grave risk that classified material was publicly exposed."

This classified material?

If I find out you voted for Trump in 2016, I will judge you but I could forgive you.

If I find out you voted for Trump in 2020, I will judge you and will have a hard time forgiving you.

If I find out you voted for Trump in 2024, you're dead to me. Friend, family, doesn't matter.

“I don’t even think the $3.5 million is enough,” [the judge] said.

Cool judge, so you gonna put up the cash? Because last I checked there were only two bidders and the victims wanted the Onion out of the two.

There's a zero percent chance either one of them sees the inside of a jail cell.

Oh, you think documents will save you. Oh no...

Just the beginning. If you thought 2016 empowered the racists, buckle up.

Casual reminder that Gabe Newell owns 6 yachts worth an estimated US$1 billion and that he is not your friend.

Why would you get downvoted in a community called LinkedIn Lunatics where we are expressly making fun of the content of the post?

Absolutely nothing, because I wouldn't want a stranger to talk to me in an elevator and I was raised to do unto others.

Concerning that it wasn't 100.

Good. Did Rowling ever apologize or walk back her outrageous tweet?

This Country cannot be WOKE, because WOKE IS BROKE. We have the 'HOTTEST' Country in the World, and we want people to talk about it, including in our Museums

This man is the president of the United States.

For anyone unaware, applesauce is actually a common oil substitution in baking. This isn't as crazy as it may seem.

That said, there's still the issue with the use of "exactly", however if I remember correctly (and take this with a grain of salt) from my Reddit days, this was an old post and it turned out that the original recipe maker actually suggested the applesauce substitute in the first place.

Nothing about Linux users is quiet.

I use arch btw

Apparently one of the wallpapers is just solid orange. It's called "Orange", is labeled as "abstract", and is labeled with a copyright.

It's a solid orange rectangle.

I would be exactly 0% shocked to learn this was true.

Actually insane that he is going to get away with everything.

Does anyone else find it wild that the first confirmation of his death (apart from anyone who had eyes and saw the wound) comes from the President of the United States? Who did not extend the same formality to the lawmaker assassinated in Minnesota just a few months ago?