iamdefinitelyoverthirteen

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 100 points 9 months ago

I don't like the headline. He has a name, you know, and it's Alex O'keefe.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 87 points a year ago

When I was in the Navy, a dude kept eating my fucking chips and salsa. It was a small work center, we all knew whose shit was whose in our tiny fridge. So one day I put really fucking hot hot sauce in my salsa and left it in the fridge. Motherfucker has the gall to get pissed at me like I'm the asshole. He didn't eat my salsa again after that.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 86 points a year ago

If you have to advertise that you're an alpha male, you're not an alpha male.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 65 points 10 months ago

Yeah, but who would wanna live there?

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 65 points a year ago

Release the Epstein files.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 57 points 4 months ago

Not quieter, no, but the memes are all gone now. It's just "This is how fucked the world is" now. I miss the funny memes.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 55 points 10 months ago

Yes, YouTube is absolute shit without extensions.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 53 points 9 months ago

Even though I live what I do, getting paid is literally the only reason I go to work. If they did not pay me, I would not go.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 53 points a year ago

Fuck Thor.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 52 points a year ago

She goes to another school. You don't know her.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 50 points 2 years ago

Just make some shit up. You worked at McDonald's in East Hanover New Jersey in 1976. You made $24 per hour and you approved of the CEO.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 49 points a year ago

Release the Epstein files.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 48 points 7 months ago

Thanks for banging me, kind stranger.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 48 points 10 months ago

Bro, we in or almost in out 40s.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 47 points 10 months ago

Yes. Uncle Thomas wants a new cabin.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 45 points 9 months ago

New trucks only have high beams and higher beams.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 45 points 7 months ago

Didn't work for me. Had to add && sudo reboot

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 44 points a year ago

"I'm telling Mom!!!"

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 43 points 9 months ago

...until you press up one too many times and enter the same command but with a typo. Again.

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iamdefinitelyoverthirteen 42 points 6 months ago

NGL, getting profiled as a tender tongue is pretty fucking annoying. The only thing worse than no spice is mild spice.

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