IME lots of boys like the idea, but have a low tolerance for loss of control, and no confidence that even if worked up gently they would actually enjoy being pushed.

Aye to the tolerance, but I think that is a HEAVY trust issue more than anything else. They're coming to someone they've basically never met before, and you think completely giving up control is going to be okay? That's how folks get murdered (statistically rare, sure, but can you imagine a better scenario for killing someone?) in every bad fiction novel and 'true crime' talkyrecording.

It looks like there is a mark on the ground. Its angle and the way the door frame looks makes me think it is one of those sliding doors.

That was my first thought as well. Like hell some fucktards with delusions are going to take my okay symbol, my weird mask on the face symbol, and my punch game symbol!

Before I'd say that, I'd really want to see the footage, not just a picture of a very particular moment. Sort of like how when you watch the video of musk, it is absolutely clear what he is doing.

No, no, Chad is still sipping his lite beer and making sure everyone else gets a little water when they need it. The party's gotta continue, and he needs everyone on their best! But then he gives the sweet drink!

Yay! More heavy metals! I love mercury!

I think it's a compare/contrast pair. He said that he's "pretty deep into it," where "it" is a pretty wide circle, but then contrasts how deep of an entry it is by stating something in the entire perverted circle but out of "[his] circle."

I like a full story that doesn't have characters ignore their sexuality. There's a story going on right now on literotica called the pleasures of hell that's fun. It is a little too much sex (though that's part of the story), because I want to find out what's going on, goddamnit! The worldbuilding (sort of laughable in the context of a literotica story, but it's good) is interesting enough that I want to read what the characters are getting into more than the other characters that they're getting into ;)

but that's the sort of writing I want. And of course, I want all the 'will they / won't they' and other stupid tropes to be nonexistent. Give me 'real' relationships, gorramit!

Joining the party late on this one, but maybe try the 'full nelson' position? You're still facing away, but there shouldn't be anything contacting the abdomen. You can modify it by changing the position from fully lying down all the way to sitting up.

If life was perfect and other activities weren't around (that are just as much fun and fulfilling) then up to three times a day would be amazing. Maybe more. Day to day would be lounging around and cuddling and generally exploring the nature of time in small traces of fingertips on skin.

I'm on a long dry streak though, because I'm in an area dominated by conservative assholes, and I'm really not the type to go to bars or other hookup type spots (I'm a romantic [and very slow in relationships] and shy and generally paranoid, sue me) in the one small queer area that exists. Way too concerned that people in that area are getting scoped out and tracked now. So, tangent aside, I can obviously do with way less than once per week. I think I'd be happy if a partner was generally up for two or three times per week of actual sex, but massages and cuddling are daily mandatory events. I like to touch and be touched.

Edit: plus, the 'quality' of the sexual activity will matter greatly. As much as I love choking on someone's horse-sized phallus, I doubt I could keep up with that multiple times a day. I'm pretty sure my dentist has commented without commenting directly on it, asking about some bruising. Boy howdy, was that a surprise. Same with the cunnilingus: my face and tongue just can't keep up; it is incredibly tiring and induces sore muscles like nobody's business.

We can make this work, but you'll need to tug on that leash a lot. Better get your back/leg workout in.

You'd make my cut!

Clearly that's why you need someone into oral. They'll suck all the blood back into your penis to reinflate it. In fact, I'm going to start using that pickup line on all the guys. I bet my numbers start jumping!

A week or two ago, a new poster, violet08, started posting memes wherein she described or implied her being horny in the shitpost community where most posts were eye-rolling takes. Since then, a surprising number of the memes posted in our old shitpost community have been memes or mere statements pasted on semi-fitting pictures that describe or imply being horny, and after a time, chippy and now hemorrhoids have posted many horny bearing things of note. Also, violet deleted her account and made a new one during this.

The people replying to said memes are like an 80/20 split of people who are laughing or masturbating to the horny posts, and people who are saying violet is a 50 year old man, a psyop, etc.

Fighting takes too much energy. It was never a witty comic, but it would resonate with you when you were in the office job that had a nepo boss making random decisions. The life of the comic was just the same joke said in a thousand different ways though, which is why we can now look at it and mentally shrug.

People when the french dress in symbolic clothing for a protest: Woo, go france! Yellow jacket riot!

People when americans dress in symbolic clothing for a protest: Ha ha! Stupid losers in cosplay!

That was the worst part of my experience with going to altitude. I inevitably get tumbly guts and begin having gas like nobody's business. Damn my friend for telling me to go with him to the 14k peak one day after I arrived from sea level, but damn that stupid trail for making it so difficult to find a secluded place to spew my poor bowels' contents.

What's wrong with sucking robot dick? Dick is usually pretty nice, so I would think he'd be emulated in a pleasant manner by robot mechanisms.

You're fantastic. I've always wanted to slap others when they use the word 'suck' as a bad thing. It's like, dude, you don't like it when I attempt to inhale your dick?!?

Yeah, but in euro land that high gas price is because they're getting taxed... and that tax is used FOR THEIR BENEFIT!

Our measly gas taxes apparently can't even keep up with the whole 'bridges falling apart' thing.