Big yikes

Now do one about the overworked pharmacists

Its legit no joke.. I went in to the ER with a 'no narcotics' mindset as I was just over 3 years sober.. The nurses knew it was kidney stones immediatley and literally laughed in my face, albeit nicely, when I said 'no narcotics'. They advised I take the narcotics.

I took the non narcotic option and fast forward 30 minutes... The pain was so bad I just threw up in my lap mid sentence and passed out right infront of my partner and two nurses.

They brought me the narcotics after that.

0/10, would not recommend kidney stones.

Hmu with that invite then please

Countertop auto grown in a 'better than bouillon' jar

Time for my abuelo's only surving recipe to shine. Hang in there with me for this one!

Set gas burner to medium low.

Take a corn tortilla (bonus if you made it yourself, but store bought works in a pinch) and throw it on the burner.

Flip the tortilla just as the side is beginning to have burnt spots but make sure the things not catching on fire; we're going for 'foldable without breaking' so don't torch the thing.

Once the other side looks like the first side, remove from heat.

Now, the next part depends on how clean you keep your burner..

If its clean, take your bologna (if your still with me I promise it's worth it) out of its packaging and huck it on the burner.

Do not let it burn as its going to smell like burnt bologna.

Remove from heat and wrap in your tortilla.

Eat it while you clean your burner then question your life choices. 10/10 every time.

We poop in front of each other in this house

David Bowie had like, 2 okay songs.

You lost me at 'ubisoft's launcher'

The 'hippie speedball'

About USD $153.71 for a vasectomy without insurance.

RANDY

I think the reality is, several of us have been to these events and there is a reason for the jokes. The last MTG tournament i went to had a literal sign on the door that they could refuse service if you smelled like a week old cum sock.. Just because you haven't experienced it, doesn't mean it's not a real thing.

FENTONNNNN

You aren't coming across how you think you are

It's the literal reason I bought it and have never even played

Got a recommendation for a Nas? My 12tb is getting so full of Linux distros, I have to expand faster than I thought

Maybe if you're 16

My dry herb vape gets more use than anything these days

When I started playing PubG. All those people shouting 'China #1' can't possibly be wrong.