Am i supposed to take my backpack off to speak to someone, only to replace it when the conversation ends? But... why???

Capitalism

Yeah, no. The deaths of those websites have not happened yet, and when they do, the Fediverse will not be the one holding the scythe

Haha yes, good joke, by the way, have you seen these new fangled automobiles? They'll never replace the good old fashioned horse and carriage. I also hear some Austrian dickhead is making moves in Germany - hope it doesn't spark another war. Anyway, I'm off to beat my wife and suppress my emotions, because it's apparently 1920.

Ironically it makes you seem rather young to think remembering this makes you old

Please tell me this is a joke

People aren't really drinking cat shit right?

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK

Personally, I think the technology has great potential. But under capitalism? Fuck no.

These transcriptions are getting incredible. I never would have thought it was possible to accurately convey a comic through text, while keeping the meaning and humour intact.

What do you mean? TEOWHYAOAAEAC is a common word, meaning the feeling you get on a rainy day in July.

Dang, he really ruined his chances with nearly 40 women all at once

More and more, living with parents is no longer a loser thing, but a reality of survival under capitalism... yes i live with my mum... yes my point remains valid.

What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

A true Mongol would call it Ulaanbaatar

"Of course she was, she looked like you"

C'mon dude. You already set this up.

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends. I have not much hope that Gollum can be cured before he dies, but there is a chance of it. And he is bound up with the fate of the Ring. My heart tells me that he has some part to play yet, for good or ill, before the end; and when that comes, the pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many - yours not least."

- Gandalf, The Fellowship of the Ring

And, as I've heard someone else point out - isn't it literally anti-Semitic to assume that Jews and Israelis are, like, the same thing? And/or that Israel is, like, the global mouthpiece for Jews everywhere? Seems a bit reductive, to me... Seems on the same level as thinking the leader of Kenya, or Nigeria, or any African nation speaks for Black people everywhere.

Netanyahu isn't the Emperor of Jews!

Do you have any advice for my son? He's grieving my late husband who was killed for being bald and gay.

This is genuinely terrifying to think about

All these people complaining about the strictness of labels clearly didn't read the bar at the bottom.

Labels are not boxes, they're communication tools that can evolve over time.

In other words - they're not rules, they're guidelines!