Uncle Baby Baron wants to sell you some health elixirs, because he's selfless.

So the moral here is get baked on June 19th?

Looting it is then

Nailgun hands would be fun for a couple hours

I was told I could lie without consequence.

similarly, I've removed Microsoft from my system.

Let's be honest, the whole thing has always been a little weird.

If marriage isn't annoying your spouse with your nonsense on a daily basis then I dont know what marriage is.

I get more Reddit news on Lemmy than I did on Reddit.

Religion

The Sand People are easily startled, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers.

Only US tech companies can harvest all that data from their products, I mean, customers.

They don't consider it littering. That the cigarette butt will somehow just magically degrade like a fallen leaf. It truly is remarkable how selfish smokers can be.

Fine with me. Leave us the hell alone.

Immediate mandatory drug testing for Congress

Almost kill the patient. Almost kill the patient again. Save the patient in the last 10 minutes.

Hey now. Rogue One is out there.

People aren't happy someone was murdered. People are happy that the physical representation of an industry that should prioritize health and treatment but only prioritizes profit got what it probably had coming to it.

Its always "shut up and dribble" when someone disagrees with you.

Half Life 3 is super late