A white hole.

Is it not already spaghettified!?

It's worked to keep our marriage going for 40-plus years, but I suppose you know best.

Are you my wife? If so, we'll see if you're a good girl! ;) I think you know what I mean.

Aunt Tanya's lasagna?

Uncle Scotty's manicotti?

Grandma Betty's orecchiette?

Then I expect you to do your part now that I've put dinner on the table.

Give your work wife half of your tuna salad sandwich to smooth things over.

Plenty of time for me to get my nut off while the poppers crisp up. What are you wearing?

It's a great time to spread public awareness of how best to feed algae.

Who has custody of the mug right now?

...please tell me you guys didn't lose the damn mug?

I can't believe it's you! Your one-man black metal project changed my life!

Noutube on fdroid also does this automagically.

If Diana saw her likeness being used to sell merchandise like this, she'd go through the roof. She's a bloody princess, y'all!

"Affordable" ingredients? You're paying!? I pluck mine directly from my bountiful garden. When we want to splurge on meat, we kill the fatted calf, etc. It's basic stuff.

I mean... except on the off chance the teen's parents give their permission. But I'm just being a dick, that would obviously never happen.

Fine. Bamboo, then.

Good luck doing your crimes, buddy! Stay safe, you never know what kind of nutjobs are out there!

Ricochlime and Tensy are also pretty fun.

Release mosquitoes to pollinate the reeds.