Leute, die hier nur die Schlagzeile lesen, werden in die Irre geführt.

I first skimmed this comment and read Bethesda and then misread watercraft for Warcraft. I was confused about what that had to do with the topic.

Yes, let them fight

I know nothing about paintball, but I feel like there has to be vegan paintballs.

Meat allergy? Unpleasant but ironically good for the environment.

It's April 1st. Maybe it's just a prank

The hammer deals holy damage, so it'll be very effective to keep hitting.

Built-in obsolescence should be illegal. It's so wasteful

I have to admit though, getting two app updates per day through the Apple review process is an achievement. (He probably paid them.)

Better don't tell your dentist

I feel so out of the loop. What crisis is hitting the industry? From my point of view things are going as usual. Is this about big publishers creating mediocre bullshit I don't pay attention to anyways?

+1 for the stuff on screen

Caught in a wildfire, no escape from reality.

Main purr source

Have you got your eggs yet?

Trump phone?

I was born with the bees. My father was a beekeeper and showed me and many other curious people his bees. Recently he passed away. Even his burial was bee themed and now the bees come to visit the flowers on his grave.

Okay, Cumboy Bebop

Codpiece

These rolls don't look like they contain fish. Looks more like avocado or cucumber.

He was still a minor when the video was published (against his will, it was a private commission). He was bullied a lot for it, because people didn't understand it was staged. He distanced himself from all of that for a while. Perhaps he started body building to compensate.