As Louis Rossmann quite rightly points out, nobody has ever gone to war with the internet and won.

That seems like a lot of hassle if you're then going to buy a new car anyway.

We are not ruled by our monarchy. Their role is purely ceremonial. But yes they are of German descent.

Quite the ego you have there, I bet you're fun at parties.

Projects fail when developers alienate their contributors. Grow up and act like an adult.

My account on Reddit is 17 years old. I joined when it was basically a Lisp programming forum. I am a charter member, I gave them money when they desperately needed it about 15 years ago. I've had premium since they offered it.

I'm done. Cancelled my premium, deleted my account, uninstalled the app, moved here. Fuck Spez.

Please do this Elon, so we can finally let this dumpster fire burn out and move on.

Show me a professional competitive gamer who plays with a controller. I'll wait.

Why would they? What advantage do they gain from doing so, compared to not?

Dude. Brother was founded in 1908.

Yes they fucking can you absolute cockwomble.

This Old Tony - amateur machinist and pair of disembodied hands, making impeccably edited, brilliantly written content. He's entertaining and funny. I'm not interested in machining but I've watched every single one of his vids.

Dude with a boom mic looking bored as hell.

I was once forced to run across half of a road when the green man turned red while I was still crossing. I am proud I made it, but it was harrowing.

Traditionally shepherds pie is made using lamb (thus the name). Cottage pie is made with beef, though neither of these dishes have pastry. They are usually topped with mashed potato.

Off to London for the rest of the week, all expenses paid, for a work conference. I am looking forward to drinking free booze and setting the hotel room Aircon to 16 degrees.

Case insensitive file systems are a really stupid idea. Especially if you've ever written code to handle files and then had Windows screw you over.

My wife went to Ibiza for a week in May. I went ferral. There were at least 8 dairylea dunker containers on the lounge table at one point. I ate so many crisps I had to hide the packets by putting them straight in the wheelie bin. The fridge and freezer were stocked so I could eat "proper meals" so I had to eat like a week's worth on the last 2 days. No regrets.

Goldfinger covering 99 Red Baloons

I moved all of my movement/presence sensors to mm wave RADAR, they're relatively cheap and much more reliable than PIR.

My house. Built in the 1840s.