The Israeli government is murdering children and committing war crimes, and they're upset about what The Onion has to say about it.

I love the little "bad" things about this: the cop wearing shorts, the electric car, ... and people looking happy.

Shm. Smh. The fucking people who call all sodas "coke".

Them: What kind of Ford do you drive? Me: a Chevy.

HE LED AN INSURRECTION! How the hell are we falling for it a second time?

So they're gonna focus on auditing rich people and corporations, right?

hmmm. Sounds like something an insurrectionist would say.

As a straight white cis man... these people do not represent me.

Police: "Okay, I'll start following the law... but it's gonna cost you."

We need more good suicidal guys with guns to stop bad suicidal guys with guns.

That's neat part, we don't care.

As speaker pro tempore, the Republican can only recess the House, adjourn the chamber and recognize speaker nominations.

… and evict Nancy Pelosi apparently.

I've been a MS products fan since Windows Phone, Cortana, and OneNote stole my heart. I loved the great features that Windows 10 and Edge provided out-of-the box. Bing provided better results than Google for some time.

But Phone was never accepted by the market, and with it, Cortana faded away. OneNote hasn't kept up with the market, and they somehow broke the cursor on mobile. Sticky Notes lost compatibility with Dark Mode. They started pushing ads to Windows start menu, and embedded ads in Edge Collections.

Microsoft makes great software, then fuck it all up. Oh well, back to Linux.

Windows phone was the best phone OS I ever experienced. Features were years ahead of iOS and Android.

You lost me with all the ads baked into the OS. You're not gonna win me back with... checks notes Notepad.

Or humans become scarce.

I've been following this story for a while, and no, the school and the surrounding community didn't have a problem with the Christian club. Early on (iirc) the school claimed they denied the Satan club because they handed out fliers in school, against the rules for religious clubs, even though the Christian club did the same thing.

We should do a "where are they now" on this kid.

The parking lot at work is filled huge pickup trucks, while the inside of the building is filled with tiny penises.

The cost of freedom i guess

Oh yeah?! Well I'm gonna celebrate women, blacks, and gays even HARDER!