Is this item still available?

Elder millennial here - I also have zero clue what this movie is. Anyone care to fill me in on what I missed?

They've recently discovered a species of spider that have adapted to look like they've been infected with cordyceps:

Taczanowskia waska

TIL it's "plein air" and not "plain air"

Oviballus vidae AKA the Sheepy Jumper

I'm assuming this was the cause of the hazy air in the PDX area yesterday?

Also I used to be able to do this but I'm so old I wouldn't remember how either.

We also had an emergency Naked Bike Ride

My mom fucked up a cake she made for my niece about 10 years ago, and we've made sure to tell her "Happy Birtday" every year since

"Anthropod?"

He is risen

Is this specific to smoking, or is it nicotine in general?

Thought for sure this was a Dull Men's Club post

They're for little baggies of drugs, for planting on victims.

Among many other misattributed MP3s I downloaded off LimeWire, I remember downloading an mp3 of a "new leaked Nine Inch Nails song" called "Digital" that even had an intro read by a some DJ on a radio station (supposedly).

It ended up not being Nine Inch Nails, but I loved the song anyway, and had no idea what it was until a decade later when I found it again online. Still fuckin rocks too:

Boom Boom Satellites - Push Eject

I also remember a Tetris Theme remix by Aphex Twin that was very much not Aphex Twin.

I also remember downloading the Aphex Twin remix of Beck's "Devil's Haircut"and the remix was so bad I thought it had to be fake (it's not).

Years ago my GF declared that if she were ever going to be in a porn, her nom de poon would be Teen LaQueefa. I settled on Kenny Lingus.

I'm just getting caught up, never watched any of their videos before either. Was hoping the drama was just over something inconsequential but juicy & amusing.. but no, of course it's something icky and depressing.

Also this is from Linus Sebastian's email response to the Verge:

In addition to our existing report systems (both anonymous and otherwise) we’ve proactively reached out internally today to encourage members of our team to report any workplace bullying or harassment..

So they're proactively reacting to the allegations? Am I just really stoned?