Wish granted: the same electron is added to all atoms in the universe.

This one single electron is created in a quantum state described by a wave function that is uniformly distributed over every atom in the universe. This wave function collapses nearly instantaneously to a single position, and the end result is that one random atom in the entire universe gains one electron.

Nothing of interest happens.

Relevant xkcd

hexagrams are the bestagrams tbh

What a shock that no one could've ever seen coming.

Oh wait:

I hope that it's illegal everywhere

realism in games sure is reaching new levels

yeah how could anyone be expected to provide for their families with less than a billion dollars

please don't smoke, it's bad for you

girlsmoke instead :3

there really just isn't a quiet part anymore

Only 10 minutes? Those are rookie numbers

4 years old, not 4th grade

I too carry around a "most human" trophy everywhere I go. Just in case

oh don't worry, we're gonna blow right past that target too

unfortunately, P(she likes you) ≈ 0

Fuck, yeah it got me too

(in fairness i'm tipsy rn)

no, we look at other girls like that

Some of these numbers are wildly inaccurate.

A record low of 16 in Angola? Nope, it's gotten at least as low as -1 (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/...)

A record low of 18.1 in Yemen? Nope, it's gotten at least as low as -4 (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/...)

Those numbers I found also aren't across the whole country (just specific cities), so it's possible colder temperatures have been recorded elsewhere

And those are just the two I checked

ok but did he do it

Jokes on you I'm the bottom every day

It's not that secret, everyone knows that it's love