I hate the stigma around sex work.

I also hate the whole parasocial aspect of onlyfans and the like.

But.

"Hey honey, how's work going?"

"Oh its alright. I got some pretty good traction in my last video. I swallowed a foot long dildo while i stretched out my ass with anhuge butt plug. I had no idea my ass could take so much"

sniff "im so proud of you honey"

Shit piss motherfucker cunt fart tits turd twat cum smegma pussy cock dick pedophile bill Clinton George bush Donald Trump Barack Obama Israel Netanyahu fuck orgy rape kill purple monkey dishwasher fuckstick dipshit fisting gape anal felching Orgy.

EDIT: yeah you're totally getting censored because you're using inappropriate words. You can't use any inappropriate words on lemmy, that's why it's such a bucket of boiling hot ape shum, what in the corpse-fucking shit is even fucking wrong with this hymen-gnawing world? We can't even fucking cuss!

I've fucked barn cats with more tact and self awareness than this arbitrary word-based filter, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHITEATING FREEDOM?

Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it's all above board.

I want a whole green text screenshot series about bingo the murder clown

You cultivate these parasocial relationships with people online who pay you for them. Like.

You should be safe attending an event like this. And doing so doesn't give anyone the right to you, to hurt you, or anything about you beyond what choose to share.

At the same time the entire streaming thing seems designed to prey upon lonely maladjusted weirdos, so while I'm not shocked that someone tried soemthing like this (I am shocked at how shitty the security was here), this isn't super surprising.

The entire thing feels exploitative and gross for everyone involved, both the streamers and the people watching / paying them.

You mean the shitty online forums where approved posters fail to understand the question and provide useless advice?

Or the posts with frustrated users just screaming into the void?

People don't know this but they were Arch nemeses actually.

Miley Cyrus went on to code the first version of Arch Linux in a four day hate and red bull-fuelled coding binge, calling Arch in order to shame Hannah Montana. Not allowing her bitter rival to oneup her, Hannah Montana created Hannah Montana Linux, the best version of Linux ever created that is used by cybersecurity professionals and software developers to this day.

According to legend, Linus Torvalds had to be stopped from forcefully removing his own head after using Hannah Montana Linux for the first time, and for days could do nothing other than mutter "perfect" over and over again while rocking back and forth.

If you're not using Hannah Montana Linux you should just go eat poison and save the Linux community from your existence.

This is a hill I'm willing to die on: the reason nobody wants to use ipv6 is the fucking colons.

You don't need to use shift to type in an ipv4 address.

It's fucking stupid and annoying.

STOP MAKING NEW SHAPES.

WE HAVE ENOUGH SHAPES.

Tbf the photo of the usb stick is better than whatever crap they probably wanted on that cake.

If it isn't then I'd eat the whole cake.

You know what? I'm going to eat the whole cake anyway.

I'm coming. For the cake. Do not resist.

Don't mistake Thai people's kindness for weakness. As this prick learned the hard way. Fucking pos.

Great point fatty.

We can condemn Zionism and the evils of Israel without glorifying the holocaust or hating Jewish people.

These are VERY simple concepts.

Fucking braindead idiots everywhere.

See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn't be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It's that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

She said, "Krooklochurm, you're an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face."

So I said, "Well, if you're so adamant, get in the tub and I'll piss in your mouth, and let's see if it's as easy as you claim."

So she said, "All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards."

Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That's what.

Also the Irish, English, and Scottish have a very refined sense of sarcasm that most North Americans simply don't understand.

It's very on brand for Irish humour.

They can be silly and wonderful AND violent rapists.

Humans can't. But ducks can.

I also have 128gb of ddr5 ram

And 64gb of ddr5 ram

And some laptop ddr5 ram

I'm going to wrap them all in Saran Wrap and stick them up my ass so my brain works faster

Imagine not using Hannah Montana Linux. I literally can't do it. Why would you use anything else when all the other distros are so inferior?

It is so strange to keep stumbling across things this dumb cunt says that I agree with.