laserwash2000

@sh.itjust.works

laserwash2000 233 points a year ago

Everyone around the world is benefiting from the EU common charger law: https://commission.europa.eu/...

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laserwash2000 94 points a year ago

They did have one heavily English speaking country, but those guys peaced out a few years back. Now it’s just Ireland and Malta (where English is an official language).

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laserwash2000 31 points a year ago

The chicken has to exceed the boiling point of water for it to be cooked? Unless we’re making chicken caramels, I don’t think so.

Doing some math, I think it works out to 6,242 slaps or a single slap at 1,939 mph. Much more attainable.

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laserwash2000 28 points a year ago

https://copypastatext.com/...

It’s apparently an AI-generated copypasta that is based word for word on an actual 4chan post about a gym being based or cringe, but the AI just replaced based with creepy and cringe with wet.

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laserwash2000 23 points a year ago

“Hey guys, I think this is the Bad Place!”

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laserwash2000 16 points 3 months ago

“Also, the ping latency is well over 30ms.”

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laserwash2000 14 points a year ago

One thing’s for sure: a chicken slapped at 3726 mph won’t be very tasty. Or look too good.

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laserwash2000 14 points a year ago

Clue

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laserwash2000 13 points a year ago

Yes

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laserwash2000 11 points a year ago

Left a month ago. It took the November election to move my whole family. Life is good but I still can’t stop doomscrolling US news and mourning in silence.

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laserwash2000 7 points a year ago

Are you sure? The numbers in the tweet reddit post talk about total mass and heat capacity. So I think that means the entire bulk has that average temperature.

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laserwash2000 5 points 9 months ago

I think it’s “A Part of Our Heritage”.

But I agree this one is historic. The best political address since this one: https://youtu.be/WITlM2pY_a4

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laserwash2000 4 points a year ago

Or, the momma never called the doctor in the first place. A real doctor would have said “talk to my nurse first. Then come in for expensive tests. Then I need to refer you to my specialist friend.”

Or, slightly less cynically, the doctor would have said “bring the monkey who bumped his head to urgent care and we’ll check for concussion.”

“No more monkeys jumping on the bed” sounds like straight up mom stuff.

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laserwash2000 4 points 7 months ago

Scientists do not want you to which arm of the study you’re in.

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laserwash2000 2 points a year ago

Wordle?