You answered your own question: it's for people who only have a deck for gaming. And the comparison to doom on a fridge doesn't really hold, as the steam deck is designed for gaming.

Rats are cute and intelligent.

Do you really want to make that joke about a 15yo Boy who died of Leukemia?

Try making a Screenshot next time you unplug your monitor from the computer.

I saw another comment earlier that said its easy to switch on WebXR, which enables VR Porn, it's just disabled by default.

Did you read it? It's about lifespan not one charge.

My experience with clevo Models is that they aren't really well built.

Sure, docs should be up to date and showing the right information, but it's more important that the pitch is on the website, where it is: https://retrodeck.net/

Excuse me if I'm wrong but the description of your front light says in the first sentence: "The AXA Nxt 60 is a dynamo front light [...] with a Steady light function allowing you to have 4 minutes of light when standing still. " Is that not already what you want?

Unless it doesn't. In the US in most states you pay for prison called pay-to-stay.