Beacuse minimize the effing costs or you fired
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Samsung is like 1/5 the of their GDP, they make Korea's military hardware, students start learning in expensive coachings and schools (both) just to get employed by samsung. The state must protect Samsung if it falls so do they.
To: All Staff
From: HR
Subject:Â EXCITING new partnership!
Team, we've been reviewing some of history's most successful large-scale projects for inspiration, and the data is clear! The absolute best results came from teams who believed their CEO was literally a god.
While we can't quite arrange that, we've found the next best thing!
After a productive meeting, we've received a special clarification directly from the Vatican! Turns out, Colossians 3:23 ("Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord") is now considered binding corporate policy.
So, effective immediately, hitting your quarterly goals is a direct path to salvation. Slacking off... well, let's just say the paperwork for eternal damnation is a real hassle for everyone involved.
Let's get to work, saints!
thanks for using Leebra!
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