I don't say "bless you" when someone sneezes, because it's an archaic tradition based on superstitious nonsense.

Did you know you can do both? Cheer the dick holes getting bombed by the dick holes? True story. Cheering dick holes is bad mmmkay.

Congrats on #1000. Keep up the good work 👍

lol, she's hot without the fake photoshopped tits. Why would you even do that?

Hi

Guy never watched Star Trek. Guy prefers interaction by way of paying someone. Guy is not what you think.

Those nips look like they taste like cotton candy, and I'm in to it.

Is this EST, PDT, Australish? Need to plan my pooping.

No

I read this. I should be good for another year or so.

I find that I excel at nothing. Is that what I'm "supposed" to be doing?

god shoulda skipped the banana of bullshit for breakfast

You skipped a few steps. First, throw the bottle out of the shower on to the floor so that you see it when you get out. Then, see the bottle on the floor when you get out and remember why it's there. Now, place that bottle somewhere to remind yourself to buy more. Lastly, realize that you forgot to wash your junk because of that whole empty bottle situation while eating lunch and smelling funk.

Oh, "mushrooms", ya those be enlightening

"Me" shouldn't be allowed to do adult things

Cute! Thanks for showing us.

They said 'real' work, which probably means manual labor. Old money or new money, I doubt any of them made it laying bricks or pipe...

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I see you.