She was obviously abducted by aliens and taken to the Delta quadrant where she was placed in suspended animation for 400 years.

I will only be comfortable after she's inaugurated.

He probably saw part of "The Rock" while flipping through the channels.

Actually he only speaks Douche.

I never stopped.

That's a gigantic "if".

I'm there with you.

Yes.

I have a pile of bricks. Mentioning this for no reason in particular.

There are better things to screw than Reddit.

Once a week.