Here’s a photo from the Republican National Convention

You need therapy

Yes, that’s what I’m doing :)

What a good girl!

Wrong link

No, there is literally only so much energy radiated by the sun in a certain area. The number of square feet of roof on a car is just too small to propel it, even with magic theoretical 100% efficient panels.

I have used the most expensive microwaves money can buy from Kenmore and GE and honestly the sensor reheat is just always complete shit. Way over or underdone every time. Soup/beverages are the only thing it’s good for. And the popcorn is also perfect every time.

We have that in California, it’s great! I haven’t had to navigate a stupid phone cancellation tree in years.

The world is starting to wise up to the fact that online advertising is nearly 100% fraudulent so they aren’t buying online ads as much.

Double-pane glass does that at the right angle.

Hmm you’re right that’s odd.

This isn’t some theoretical thing I’m making up. It’s really basic math and physics you should have learned in high school. To do a trip of a few miles you would have to charge for a week. Here is a good explainer with demonstration cars that have been physically built, maybe that will help drive the point home.

Sauce?

You always manage to brighten my day :)

A bidet attachment to my toilet was a game changer for this. On its maximum pressure with a bit of relaxation I can rinse out my colon all in the toilet so there’s no extra mess.

As for condoms on the toys, I tried that and it does make cleanup easier but I had issues with the toys shooting out of the condoms. You would have to get unlubricated ones to avoid that.

As for the actual cleaning, if your toys are made of hard plastic or actually platinum cured silicone you can safely use rubbing alcohol which is great for both cleaning fast as well as disinfecting.

Breathtaking!

Why would anybody name a food company STD lol

You seem fun :)

Wow you really made me push against my cage!

Wrong character. Ask To^l^k^i^en.