You can't understand this? You just did it yourself...

Tf are the other trees going to do with this information? Run away?

Brits do this with Spain and complain that it's not British enough.

Implementation will be

{
    // TODO
    return true;
}

Just testing if people will pay extra for a nonexploding plane.

The electricity is still on how much of an emergency is it really?

Paging Elisabet Sobek!

I already do C++, so I must have a few credits built up...

Either that or it's a climate change thing and it's just a few years too early.

Sure hope you don't have more than 100mL of liquid there, bud.

Because the writing at the top is the right way round, duh.

She should at least be made to get a tattoo reading "Alyn Beck memorial tits" or whatever she had done.

Bright eyes, burning like fire

Huh, so piracy was less harmful to them than Microsoft. Who'd have thought?

Wow, one Korean won is now worth less than 1470 Korean won!

(Confusing headline, it means won per USD)

Fifa has an ethics committee? That's the funniest thing I've heard for ages.

Nobody's claimed stock investing yet, I'll take that one.

Hey, that doesn't look like Asterix!

I'm going to the Winchester, having a nice cold pint and waiting for it all to blow over.

That's pretty cool, thanks. If you need me I'll be reading about this on Wikipedia now...