enjoy your sex trip and I wish you happy bottoming! if you're not going to be doing too much physical labor during this time I recommend going full bottom mode: the week ahead of it start eating very lightly, initially a high fiber diet with added psyllium husk or metamucil. your body might be different but mine would say no dairy during this time. for the day before or even two, switch to a meatless and somewhat low fiber diet - ramen noodles is a classic, cookies, soup, other carbs. before you leave for the trip, clean out with an enema bulb (or store bought enemas if your ass is bougie or inexperienced). the combination of low fiber and low food throughput should keep you from having to poop and whatever poop is still in your tract will get largely removed by the enema.

while you're out at your fuck-tent, consume most of your calories from simple carbs as much as your body will handle so as to give your microbiome less to work with - applesauce is kinda nice, fruit snacks, white bread. eat like a twink!

remember to stay hydrated!! I know you're not trying to pee either but it's important to hydrate even if it means suffering whatever penalty your dom is giving you when you ask to be let out to pee

fuck no, nationalize spacex and starlink

❌ Giving them a pet as a gift

✅ Making them the pet as a gift

“We fear a future administration may not like something Newsmax writes and seek to ban us.”

BIG STORY: Newsmax thinks there might be future administrations

if they didn't think we're children, they wouldn't be trying to fuck us like this

it was vastly easier to install linux mint than it is to figure out registry editing or whatever the fuck i'd need to avoid this

U.S. Virgin Islands 😭

"If Netanyahu comes to address Congress, I would be more than glad to show the ICC the way to the House floor to issue that warrant," said Rep. Mark Pocan.

classically based

From their GitHub, they use this prompt to ChatGPT:

You are professional Unity engineer who is migrating a large project from Unity platform to Godot 4.1. Migrate code to GDScript, which you are an expert in. Follow the following rules: 1. Output code only, put explanations as comments. 2. Do not skip any logic. 3. Preserve all comments without changing. 4. If migration is impossible leave "TODO [Migrate]" comment. 5. Use GDScript best practices. 6. Convert camelCase variable names and method names to snake_case. 7. Unity namespaces should migrate into 'class_name' directive. 8. Unity class should migrate into 'class_name' directive.

Personally I find this kind of thing adorable and I hope it works out for them

Detain them indefinitely instead.

Using the weapons that the US supplied to Israel

i am under the impression that mosquitos, as an invasive species, do not fill an important ecological niche and could go extinct and be replaced by other insects

Town of 275 people, 89% black? Total of 30 white people? They should just individually name the problem people in the article

not having positive preferences to look for but instead having multiple dealbreakers suggests that all women are functionally the same to you except for the ones who you think are lower quality.. that is to say, you are not meaningfully valuing other people

in 20 years there will not be a Donald Trump. there may or may not be a united states. but there will absolutely be gays and trans people.

Completely by accident. If squeezing a little more profit had lead to meat taking ten times longer to cook, they would've done that

Hitler came to power because the treaty of Versailles devastated and humiliated germany. what the fuck are historians going to point at in the US that lead to the rise in fascism? fucking gamergate? The self-inflicted 2008 crisis?

to be fair though, getting a 1000+ upvote post on Lemmy feels like whatever drug Musk is on constantly

thanks for that KeyboardInterrupt

turning off my ad blocker and clicking all the malware links so that advertiser megacorps know they should keeping pressing this story