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matti 57 points a year ago

I was hit by a car from behind in my early twenties. I sprung up after the impact to look for the person I was walking with. I had a few scrapes and a deeper cut in my arm but nothing that I even noticed for a few minutes. The next day is when that kind of impact gets you. For weeks after, taking an elevator or riding a bus would hurt. It took months to take any running steps. I feel really bad for this girl, it's a big deal even if she's walked it off at the time.

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matti 32 points a year ago

I had this twice in the same day the other day. Was travelling, had cash to get rid of and the poor teenage cashiers these days can't wrap their brain around the concept at all cos they never had to. Both times I get a "this 20 is already enough" and I said I'm trying get rid of coins. I could watch their brain rebooting, give up, punch it in the till and then be really baffled when they hand me back a 10 euro note.

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matti 28 points a year ago

Personally, the customisability without the effort. You get a hundred bells and whistles to make your phone look and feel unique, things that stock android should really provide but doesn't.

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matti 19 points a year ago

You, no. Some other guy, maybe.

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matti 18 points 3 years ago

I hear carrying beer in public isn't ok so it must be something more reasonable, like eggs, or handguns.

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matti 15 points 3 years ago

Or the high speed car chase equivalent of it, find hitler

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matti 12 points a year ago

Yeah but how many 0s do you have before you get to the first 1? I've been working on it but still don't have a definite answer.

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matti 12 points 8 months ago

Well you're here to post about it so I know he did a good job.

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matti 12 points 2 years ago

Yeast is not on the list but the 2kg of sugar wasn't just for cakes I'm sure.

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matti 10 points a year ago

I had someone do this recently in Central London. I swerved on my bike but the truck behind stood their ground.

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matti 10 points 8 months ago

“We knew that there was going to be an Israeli action,” Rubio explained. “We knew that that would precipitate an attack against American forces,... "

Why would that cause an attack against the US. Am I being daft or is that a huge reach?

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matti 9 points 3 years ago

What makes America different from other nations that didn't spring up a massive black market for guns

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matti 8 points a year ago

I'm pretty sure that was the law from day 1 and the only difference is they're starting to crack down on it now

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matti 7 points 2 years ago

Kids, when thrown into a new language environment, will learn it reasonably well in short order and can become perfectly fluent in a year, give or take. It really isn't such a big deal. Mind you, these aren't kids from halfway across the continent, they are kids born and raised in Estonia so it's not like they're starting from scratch.

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matti 6 points 3 years ago

Like any other story a comedian tells, it's been making the rounds. Iknow this from round the early 2000s

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matti 6 points 2 years ago

Ohh it's my time to two up someone on the Internet. I broke mine playing hide and seek as a child, managed to trip over and squash it under my foot. Then again getting it caught on the edge of a gym floor mat. Then again stepping over my hockey bag. Still the only bone I've ever broken.

I joke that if it happens one more time I'll just have the damn thing lopped off.

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matti 6 points 4 months ago

Or who's penis

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matti 6 points a month ago

The wild sort grow in low shrubs up to maybe mid-shin whereas the one you bu from the garden centre is more of a bush

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matti 5 points 2 years ago

Past, nobody tell him about Utah...

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matti 5 points a year ago

A good number would just comply

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