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mattyroses

@lemmy.today

Library Socialist

mattyroses 1 point 17 hours ago

Yeah - now, the downsides of this are well covered, especially by Corey Doctrow, in that once the users are locked into the platform, Amazon decreases the actual benefits - and then starts chisling the sellers as well.

But to fix that, you do need to do something besides just scold the customers.

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mattyroses 13 points 3 days ago

It's generally not the search, it's the payment and shipping

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mattyroses 3 points 2 days ago

And most Amazon customers have prime, meaning they've prepaid shipping already.

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mattyroses 1 point 2 days ago

It's not just books. Amazon offers many more goods, and locks people in with Prime.

I don't like it, but just claiming it as a sign of virtue won't change that.

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mattyroses 1 point 3 days ago

I don't smoke weed, I have a future

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mattyroses 5 points 4 days ago

It's self defense

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mattyroses 10 points 5 days ago

Snitches get stitches, Poppins

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mattyroses 4 points 5 days ago

That wasn't a nanny . . .

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mattyroses 3 points 5 days ago

Hey buddy, the "this is not who we are!" nonsense has always been ridiculous, but is particularly insane after Trump was elected, for the second time, with the popular vote.

The fact that you think your enemies are external is part of what makes America so able to be evil.

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mattyroses 3 points 5 days ago

In the most crunktastic way

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mattyroses 1 point 4 days ago

Username checks out.

Read the next two books in the trilogy.

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mattyroses 2 points 5 days ago

Gold price actually Flatliners with the war, as people were selling gold to buy oil

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mattyroses 2 points 5 days ago

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mattyroses 2 points 5 days ago

Are you seriously doing pizzagate but blue?

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mattyroses 1 point 5 days ago

It can't be America, must be evil China who (checks notes) hasn't had a war since the 1970s.

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mattyroses 1 point 6 days ago

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mattyroses 1 point 6 days ago

Traitor to what, exactly?

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mattyroses 2 points 7 days ago

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread

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mattyroses 2 points 7 days ago

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me.

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mattyroses 2 points 7 days ago

I mean, expecting libertarians to follow age of consent laws in any area is kind of foolish . . .

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