Is this real? The post title seems to imply it's something that might happen in the future?

XKCD 927

As Twitter users scramble to find ways to cope with the new tweet limit, investors are turning their attention to copper, the third most-consumed industrial metal in the world. With massive infrastructure spending expected to drive the price of copper to new all-time highs, the Vizsla Copper company's recent agreement to expand its copper-gold project presents a solid investment opportunity with a proven track record.

Wait, what?

Time4vps will get you a full vps with a 1tb disk for ~50 euro/year. (Or ~ 5€/month if billed monthly)

I’ve had a couple of those for years, they’re ok but don’t expect stellar performance from the vps itself.

This EPIK? https://www.epik.com/about/ It says nowhere they're swiss and the contact address points to an US location.

Nope, the options I get are: AlmaLinux 8, CentOS 7, Debian 10-11, Ubuntu 14.04 - 22.04.