I find /s helpful :(

mf sent me a message telling me to wake up but not how

my guy you don't have to censor the word twitter

I hate empress but even I have to agree sometimes.

jackin off

Au contraire, mon ami:

link

mom i'm internet famous

I apologize for my brevity, I typed this on mobile.

A while ago, I was hanging out in a Discord server, talking about whatever, when this guy comes along.

He starts talking all about how he's super depressed and the only one he has to talk to is his girlfriend, he's afraid she'll leave him as he can't hold a job. Normal depression stuff.

I am trying to console him, give him suggestions to get out of his situation, all while a helpful moderator stops the chat so that me and this suicidal guy can talk.

All of a sudden he says, [sic] she just left me ima kms

I start typing a response, when some guy replies to that message with "cool". I've been around the internet a few times, I am not surprised by a dick. What I am surprised about is what the Helpful Moderator did after:

The Helpful Moderator sided with the 'cool' guy, told the obviously depressed person to knock it off, and timed the guy out, later followed by a permanent ban, all for "faking being suicidal".

I contacted an admin, but even after they lifted the ban and scolded the moderator, I never saw that guy again.

neither of them are going to donate money to charity

I want to be able to eat anything else

I have gone days without eating just staring at the food on my shelf trying to will myself to eat it

I opened this post all scared that I might've accidentally downloaded malware and my fuckin' AV alerted

yeah yeah I know piracy and AVs don't generally mix

mfw I try to install arch linux to my brain and fucking die after it bricks itself

Accessibility features help everyone, not just the disabled.

you can find me in t h e g a y r o o m

yeah I know, just wanted to make a joke about the posters being patient

yeah but no one would make multiple lemmy accounts

my dumb-ass thought you were replying to the abortion comment

Enshittification Stage 3.

then why are you on c/reddit ya goober

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