CNN reports:

Helen told the Post that President Joe Biden tried to call her, but she declined to speak to him since her husband 'was a devout Republican, and he would not have wanted me to talk to him.'

But she added that she does not hold the current president responsible for what happened to her family.

'I don’t have any ill will towards Joe Biden,' she said. 'I’m not one of those people that gets involved in politics. I support Trump, that’s who I’m voting for, but I don’t have ill-will towards Biden.'

Let's see:

1. Decides who to ignore calls from based on her husband's wishes

2. Claims to not be involved in politics, yet supports a certain candidate

Yep, that's a garden-variety republican.

The important takeaway here is that Biden made an effort to reach out.

Fox News committing stochastic terrorism, again?

There's no mistake. It's his intent to blast Biden, not to speak the truth. He 100% achieved his goal.

Surely the Back the Blue crowd will find this offensive and unpatriotic... right?

0% chance of this being real, but that was a fun read

And that's why you don't fuck republicans.

Meanwhile, we've got "stop being antisemitic" trolls casting doubt among the uninformed.

Check their username ^^

Hermione tries to raise awareness about elf mistreatment.

It's implied that Dumbledore was trying to influence Fudge to improve things in their regular correspondence before the GoF/OotP story arc.

Maybe don't say those things, ya dig?

Vance calls it "The most important phone call of my life" but it's with a twice-impeached, racist, rapist weirdo creep loser with 34 felony convictions.

I'd prefer to hear about Pikachu.

Hoping the headlines switch to him being behind bars soon

Those points are only alarming to intelligent, sane people. The problem is there's a cult of unintelligent, insane people in this country.

"Am I out of touch? No. It's the voters who are wrong."

Is it a first?

Or is it the first time they got caught?

Sooo when are we going to stop bursting into any apartments?

Never?

You'll go cuckoo too!

"Some of the things they're saying are... abysmal"

"I wish them luck"

Pick one.

As an aside, it seems OP is unfamiliar with the word abysmal. It's a word. It means bad. Has nothing to do with an abyss; that would be abyssal.

The country of Alaska huh