the dream blunt rotation

herculean levels of stamina

that's the kind of comeback I'd think of after stewing on the rejection for a week

I'm the whitest, straightest, most moderate person you'll ever meet. Just stick to my resume, and don't look at my lemmy comments.

scientists will say this is real

It's a joke in the same vein as updog. You get someone to ask "what's bofa?" and you say "bofa deez nuts" in some form or fashion

Old School Runescape forces you to change your character into a girl to complete a quest. You can easily change back afterwards, but I never did for some reason.

you're gonna tear out that belt loop if you're not careful. hook it into the belt proper!

my toxic trait is thinking I could win a fight with a goose

you can tell it's reddit because people are paying to put emojis on the top of people's messages

Once upon a time I read a statistic that said left-handed people were more successful than righties so I taught myself to write and do all sorts of things left-handed. I'm still a fuckin loser but at least now I'm ambidextrous, so take whatever lesson you want from that

me when I'm trying to remember the rotation of magnetic waves created by a current in a wire

the wizard community is gonna love this meme

that white boy superman is alright

People have been posting memes. Frankly I don't know what this means for the legacy of 196.

I mean, trans pokemon do exist

People hating on pizza with pineapple

Ive been taking my grandma to church on sundays for about half a year now. Sermons have usually been about not being a dick and, like, donating food and diapers.

Still waiting for someone to yell about the purity of manhood or something but I get the impression they have more important things to think about.

that's too specific to be anything other than My Summer Car