Cash on delivery

Honey wake up, Russia's weekly nuke threat just dropped

who the fuck preorders a PHONE?

see python:

yep, day day ruined

1. request it
2. close it back down

Finally I can schedule my 12 Linkedin posts a week about how everyone but me is a lazy pos for working less than 70 hours all at once and concentrate on the grind during the week

My neural-ass brain smells pattern

Nice try fed

SPD as a junior Partner to the Union has a history of just allowing them to do whatever they want

In the end you can always just encrypt the illegal stuff externally before giving it to them...

and then?

I'm sure ich_iel is funny

ach wenn dem nur so wäre :(

A mail server is often mentioned as the first thing you don't wanna bother with hosting yourself

Love how "built in java" is listed as a feature

Reddit keeps kicking mods of subreddits that refuse to open even if it leaves the subs without mods. They then offer the subs to anyone. You can request one and instantly close it down again :D

Fun fact: these photos were actually doctored by the cia to make him look more like a dictator.

What on earth makes you even consider the possibility this could be anything but satire?

"Sorry can't let you enter without it, I don't know what you're supposed to do. Not my problem. See ya"

"liberates"