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neo 76 points 2 years ago

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn't sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that "yes" and "maybe later" where the only options. She still didn't say yes, but after some time I decided that "later" had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

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neo 67 points 2 years ago

No, no. You see, Recall runs locally. It's "edge computing". Which would imply to me that it runs on my router...? Anyway, it's not the cloud, it's edge and AI and surely super cyber, too (whatever that means). My point is, I could give you many more buzzwords, so don't worry. You won't need Wireshark ever again, just ask the AI if your network is secured. 👍

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neo 62 points 2 years ago

True. Still I think it is not possible to have too much public attention, when it comes to evil corporate stuff. Keep a light on these mf.

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neo 60 points 2 years ago

The other guy never stood a chance! That's the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

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neo 60 points 2 years ago

Are you seriously ill, but don't want to leave a ton of medical debts to your family?

Then donate your brain tissue to BrainCloud™! Instead of costing your family a lot of money, you might make them Millionaires* and also reduce CO2 emissions of world leading AI applications! Leaving a better world for our children!
And who knows, maybe you will even enjoy thinking about chat bot responses in weird nightmarish ways for the rest of what might seem like an eternity.

*We offer a donation compensation of up to $1.000.000. Actual rates depend on brain capabilities, size and constitution. Payouts are determined by our quality assurance team. Payouts are not guaranteed. In cases of brain tissue with insufficient quality, compensational fees for testing, lab work, and services may be charged to the donor's family.

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neo 57 points 2 years ago

Thank you for being genuinely interested in the opinion of others and for explaining culture differences.

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neo 50 points 2 years ago

I'm trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.

You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:

C: "Hi, excuse me. I'm looking for tomatoes."

You: "We are out for today."

C: "Oh, that's unfortunate."

You: "" (still avoiding eye contact)

C: "Well, how about I come back tomorrow?"

You: "There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow."

C: "Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?"

You: "If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes."

C: "Are you alright?"

Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.

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neo 50 points 2 years ago

If there's a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don't feel safe!

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neo 47 points 2 years ago

This image is oddly giving me being hot envy

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neo 44 points 2 years ago

Let's take a step back from that provocation and look at the bigger picture.

  • This is intended to create division and make money (like Frank Reynolds would).
  • Neighbours shooting neighbours or rural folks shooting city people (or the other way around), that won't lead to any takeover or to any surrendering of power on a larger scale.
  • That's just terrorism and could (at most) cause chaos and terror.
  • If there actually was domestic violence on a larger scale, it would come down to: who controls the military or which part of the military is on which side.
  • I would avoid meaningless skirmishes e.g. in a suburb of Seattle.

I'm not saying succumb to bullies, but whatever you do, be smart about it.

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neo 43 points 2 years ago

That's a dumb story. I give you my upvote. Now leave.

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neo 41 points 2 years ago

So what you're saying is, we need tougher laws against activists! /s

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neo 39 points 2 years ago

"Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?"

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neo 39 points 2 years ago

Pretty cool move. If I come across one of his games that interests me, I'll gladly buy it.

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neo 37 points 2 years ago

Sure! He hasn't moved for days. Must be really comfy!

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neo 35 points 2 years ago path: 0 10529474, hotness: undefined, score: 35, children: 8
neo 35 points 2 years ago

Thank you for bringing that up. When visiting Canada it is important to know that you have to be gay to use a public bathroom. Otherwise you will have to pay for a hotel or lie about your blog post.

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neo 35 points 2 years ago

I don't get that. I would rather be a Billionaire in a "moderated" democracy, than in a system where you can just disappear or fall out of a window, if a single more powerful person wishes so.

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neo 34 points 2 years ago

Since women in modern politics are relatively new and this is a historic first, I think this is newsworthy.

However, I agree with you that gender shouldn't be the deciding qualification for the job. Yet I don't know nearly enough about Mexican politics to comment on that topic and to be frank, I haven't read the linked article.

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neo 33 points 2 years ago

Man helps women. Bad.
Woman helps men. Bad.

With the Internet, you just cannot win :D

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