So far.

Where's the part where you slap it?

That's going in my ass?

Absolutely not me irl

Look at this person with their 46gb ram and highest end graphics card and processor capable of running VMs and games smoothly.

In the words of late great George Carlin, "The planet is not going anywhere. We are. We're going away."

Time is the most expensive currency. You will never ever get back the time spent. So spend it wisely.

We're all refugees here

Do we have a ShermanPosting here?

Do we have a nolawn here on Lemmy?

I am happy whenever there is a fresh start. Brings out the flaws of my old ways.

Do you perhaps know what the word "pit" in the name pitbull stands for?

You don't remember that one episode where James had tits that could change size? Fkin traumatized me

I am using 'Connect for Lemmy' on Android.

Scrapping the barrel eh

I am using Connect right now. Quite Buggy but the devs are very quick to respond and they started spamming bug fixes after fixes over the past week.

And leaking classified military documents to win said arguments.

Before you go on an omnicide on the entire species, consider planting Neem tree. These naturally repel mosquitoes. You can also get their oil to burn in oil dispenser etc but be warned it stinks like hell. I prefer to have a small pot of it next to the window and once it grows big enough, put it in a permanent place in the ground.

The only feeling I feel in life are sleep tired and hunger. Let me at least enjoy it :(

Hype train gold rush