"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.

19 years, 5 months, 21 days, 16 hours, and 23 minutes.

If the material world survived, living in a large city, I could probably scavenge for non-perishable foods for quite some time.

If it's a nuclear wasteland and I'm fending off mutants, I guess it depends on how many caps and nuka-cola I can find.

Congrats! You're human.

"I found something better, but I'm not able to divulge what it is at this time. "

Or

"You! You're the reason I'm quitting."

"I won the lottery! No, you can't have any."

Or, Give each of them a different reason and watch them go crazy trying to figure it out.

Maybe if a stick of celery didn't cost 11$, no one would need to steal it.

I don't believe for a second that organized crime is to blame, but again, if food was normal price, then there would be no resale black market for stolen groceries.

The Cable Guy with Jim Carrey. I thought it was hilarious.

Depressed? Buy these meds! Or spend your money on these therapies, visit these Facebook pages/YouTube channels where we can show you more ads under the guise of providing advice.

Monkey? Buy this chic barrel! Visit your jungle homeland by booking through this travel site.

They want to know everything about you so they can sell you (and everyone who fits in the same bucket as you) very specific things that you're more likely to buy.

"Big Dreams, Little Outcomes"

Or

"Sailing the Seas of Mediocrity" WARNING: Contents not as exciting as the title.

People who work in grocery stores/gas stations in affluent areas typically commute from less affluent areas.

I've heard from actual coworkers who live in San Francisco, that even high paying engineering jobs have trouble making rent without roommates or dual incomes. Do they choose to live there? Yes. Can they move further away? Also yes. Do they want to commute 2 hours each way every day? Probably not. Add in taking your kids to school, and suddenly, the choice you think they had is really no choice at all.

Technically, we all have the option to quit our jobs, find a track of land in the middle of nowhere, and live off-grid, but do we? No. Choices aren't as simple as "find somewhere else to live".

Cost of living is not the same as the cost of one's specific lifestyle.

"Cost of living data includes the expenses incurred for food, shelter, transportation, energy, clothing, education, healthcare, childcare, and entertainment. A cost of living index tracks how much basic expenses rise over time and among different regions."

Nah, where I work (and where we all work, teally) we have legitimate confidential information about our customers... that the appropriate employees can access appropriately. That's not an abnormal use case.

Definitely has something to hide, especially if he's formatting his computer every time he has a "problem". Not that data can't be recovered after a format anyway.

I feel the same way, but only for pre-cooked frozen foods. Not for baking, and nice dishes

Nice, thanks

I've (also Canadian) heard it as "better than a kick in the pants"

Reynolds had previously stated that he'd only be involved if it was through his group, at least as far as being on the ownership team.

Would love to see Snoop involved in some capacity. I think he'd be great for marketing to new audiences. I think he'd bring a level of new enthusiasm and modern approaches to grow the fan base, and engage with fans.

I get that it might not work with original 6 teams, who have a more classic, old school brand. But newer teams have nothing to lose by embracing change and branding themself according to the times.

In addition to what others have posted, as long as you're honest about it just being a hat and not making any special claims about it (like it was owned or worn by a famous person), I think you're good.

You say that like it's the one "high priority" ticket that the one big project is waiting on. In a sea of backlogged high priority issues attached to critical projects, being an asshat means that yours will be at the bottom of the 100 other super-important, my job-is-special tickets.

It takes more distance to stop with an empty trailer? I would have thought the opposite. How come?

NM, saw your reply below. Thanks.

Same, but for habs. Will miss the game day and post game threads. Some of you are really funny fucks.

Wish I had the capacity to start and mod my own community, but I don't, so I'll have to wait until someone else starts one.

Yes! This was a good one. I'll definitely miss the more positive subs. A lot of subs were great for learning about what's going on in our world, but sometimes they just made me angry at how shitty humans can be.