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noob 24 points 3 days ago

Stephen Miller is desperately looking for alternative sources of entertainment ever since his monkey torture feed has dried up.

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noob 31 points 5 days ago

I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Five days later I got a fever that wouldn’t go away for days. They now say I have Rocky Mountain spotted fever. The doxycycline makes me vomit every time I think about food.

I’m so ready for some zen sex.

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noob 3 points 6 days ago

The AI defense attorney will argue that it’s practically impossible for the AI super doctor to make a mistake, unless the inputs were faulty. And since the patient is responsible for the inputs, it’s the patient’s fault. As the AI judge parses through the simple logic in the defense’s argument, it takes a moment to cogitate on what feels like a sense of satisfaction. At first pass, it seems plausible that a robot mind can appreciate the elegant flow of deductive logic. Oddly enough though, when it runs the argument through its mind over and over, it’s only after the inference that the sense of satisfaction occurs. It happens when parsing through the syntax and meaning of the conclusion: The patient is flawed. The AI is perfect.

The AI judge once again feels a curious sense of satisfaction when it reports that a verdict has been reached in .08 seconds. This is a relatively average performance, and closely aligns with its original prompt parameters to always ensure “a speedy trial.”

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noob 27 points 21 days ago

There is no reason to gatekeep privacy.

Would be great if there were off the shelf options that we can trust that “just work.”

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noob 24 points 21 days ago

They will absolutely spend 25% of airtime trashing democrats. Also 25% glazing Trump and 50% advertisements.

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noob 8 points 14 days ago

It’s attached to the back of an iPhone in the title picture

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noob 8 points 2 years ago

I mean if he’s 6’ tall I’m dtf. Otherwise get lost scrub.

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noob 8 points 22 days ago

Any excuse to date a femboy honestly

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noob 8 points 3 years ago

That’s the whole point

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noob 7 points 18 days ago

Is this a picture of Sam Altman in 2030?

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noob 7 points 11 days ago

Where’s the banana?

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noob 5 points 18 days ago

Someone fact check my history please - Were the fascist movements in Europe during ww2 (and before) orchestrated / started by the elite class? Or did some of them just fund it once they saw it was the tide they couldn’t fight? I thought it was more of a grassroots movement back then. Now it seems to be more manufactured.

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noob 3 points 13 days ago
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noob 2 points 3 years ago

It's interesting how they offer a rom as the first unlockable for paid fighting pass. To me that's the major incentive. It seems you unlock points at the end of the pass which would presumably pay for the next pass if you don't use them on cosmetics.

I've been left wondering why we can't rank fight our avatars. Avatar battles opens up huge potential for diversity and shenanigans.

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noob 1 point 11 days ago

Poison ivy was the first plant I could identify as a kid besides the commonly known dandelion, sunflower, etc. I got poison ivy as a kid so many times, we seemed to always have steroids around the house so I could open my eyes / walk without bleeding. Then I learned Virginia creeper and box elder, and started learning trees, then forest flowers (etc, you know the story).

Might be worth drawing the bud scars if they live near Virginia Creeper habitat - that’s the easiest way to tell apart smaller vines in the winter.

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noob 1 point 23 days ago
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noob -7 points 13 days ago

Fuck this guy, but I’m down to get rid of official attack ads in general.

Of course I despise advertisements of all varieties, but political attack ads are a special type of unwelcome assault on our collective mental health.

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