Yeah, all of a sudden… moths everywhere

Isn’t that Paul Atreides?

And lobotomies…

Florida… HAHAHAHA, this is effin’ to good to be true… in Florida you risk lose your voting rights FOREVER!!!!

But the kicker is that he isn’t allowed to vote right? New York restore voting rights after you have completed your sentence if I remember correctly.

You are a beast, back surgery and a feature list that long… please just don’t burn yourself out.

Ok, so this is a ”how many colors of the rainbow there are”

If you go balls to the wall, all out retardation: Nextcloud, the CalDAV is basically just a bonus, I’ve replaced google.com at home with Nextcloud

Some middle ground: SoGo, sogo.nu

If you just want to solve this specific problem: Radicale, https://radicale.org and Baikal, https://sabre.io/baikal/

Check out LineageOS and have a look at the xda developer forum for more info.

And I did a quick search that listed a few good starting points… running a custom rom on your phone is quite liberating… but also a rabbit hole that is deeper than any black hole in the universe. Have fun and good luck!

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Edit: ‘cause autocorrect

Hey… if it follows number pattern… the next stage in the crisis should be about ten years away… so that’s cool right?

Here is an crazy idea… pay people for the time they spend commuting…

That is rotundist!!!

”Hey! I’ve seen this movie!”

I am surprised that no one has tried to link this to vaccines yet

Aren’t those just Airwalks?

But isn’t the whole trinity thing God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit the same entity? So God sacrificed himself for himself… wouldn’t really call a two day nap for some eternal being a sacrifice either.

And the Olympic Games in shifting the goal post has officially opened!

I really hate when I have to double check that it’s satire…

Trouble sleeping…

Well, what do you expect when you don’t escape the !

This is the way.