Any chance you haven't played Dark Souls? It checks all your boxes

I just wanted to say I love how you phrased the question and un upvote was not enough to express that

I met one to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

Crypt of the Necrodancer, roguelike meets rhythm game. You explore randomly generated dungeons but you can only move on the beat of the soundtrack (which obviously slaps)

No, nonono. What made you think there were?

That is a beautiful sentiment about usernames, BallsInTheShredder

blue cheese has mold in it

Lil Marco

I for one think X is a very cool name. Nice rebranding!

blue cheese has mold in it

yes

also tldr