The "Good old days"

I guess if 11.7% of your workforce is unreliable dumbasses then they could be replaced by AI

Well yeah, Americans largely don't care about soccer and foreigners don't feel welcome. I mean, you might see some games or you might end up in an internment camp, safer to stay home.

There's 2.8 billion twitter users?

This seems like a terrible idea

Jokes on you science, it takes me 21 minutes to smoke a cigarette.

Ring a ding ding baby

Soon to be followed by Russian women mysteriously falling from windows

We must protect the haddock at all costs!

That's cool, never seen one of those. What part of the country are you in?

It's wild that you would need to write laws to ban book bans

Dimwit misunderstands liar

Goddamn it, that's hideous. Imagine being late for an important appointment, you finally get to the building, run through the lobby to the elevator and then...

I think headaches and nausea are preferable over unwanted children for most people

Try some Dream Theater.

Now you too can live in a small box for only the cost of your life savings and every dollar you earn until you die!

Hands up if you want snacks

"Tommy now spends his time pouring into young men around him" definitely makes him sound innocent.

A new album and farewell world tour probably means 2 or 3 years of work in Megadeth still

I've been using Jerboa for a few days, seems good so far. Lean and functional