He has so thoroughly ruined Twitter that you can't help but wonder if that was his goal from the outset.

I need to get into the business of being paid to not mine crypto. Sounds lucrative, and I have the skillset already.

This was a religious hate crime, plain and simple.

It's hard to believe a Republican is pushing a piece of non-terrible legislation for a change.

I would actually be kind of proud of my kids if they threw a successful party with their friends when I was out of town. It seems like kids barely party anymore. As long as they clean up afterwards and don't break a bunch of stuff, I'd pretend not to notice.

He's absolutely right. The GOP wants to abandon democracy and install Trump as a dictator. We are on a dangerous precipice.

Yep. Also gotta check under every stairwell and waterfall. And if a NPC is telling you to hurry, it means it's time to check every nook and cranny to make sure you haven't missed some loot.

Google cancelled a project?!?

/Shocked Pikachu face

I avoid Google products as much as possible these days, especially anything launched within the last 2-3 years, because it will soon be abandoned and unsupported. Their search results are worse than they have ever been. The only Google app I actually like is Google Maps.

Unelected, appointed for life, irremovable (except in theory), free of consequences, and openly corrupt. The US Supreme Court, everyone.

After reading headline: Thank goodness!

After reading article: Fuck!

There's already a term for this. It's called "malicious compliance".

Republicans couldn't govern their way out of a paper bag.

Isn't it great how we as a society sabotage a lot of our brightest minds by saddling them with predatory debt? This definitely won't cause any issues.

People have been taught to punch down, when they should be punching up.

If you stop eating Starbucks and drinking avocado toasts, you will be fine

If I ever found out he told the truth about anything ever, I would be shocked.

Imagine being gullible enough to believe a single word this traitorous sack of crap says.

It's a confusing time to be a man. Things are shifting in society. A lot of women are deciding that most men aren't offering them anything they want or need. Unfortunately, when you're having difficulty figuring out your place in society, and what it means to be a man, you are vulnerable to extremism. Being told your rightful place is on top, and that women, minorities, and LGBTQ are to blame is powerful messaging.

This sounds way too low.