thanks, japan!

sounds pretty real and straight… not fake or gay here

unless gay for classic rock? truly there’s no telling

you can’t just put a rounded rectangle with a fraction in it and not expect me to swipe to the next photo smh

it could also just be a fan of half life and they actually don’t know any better

Jessica Tarlov, one of the panel’s more liberal co-hosts, said she was in favor of the game removing slurs, adding, “I think we can all agree on that.”

Two panelists replied, “Not so fast!” and “Be careful, Jessica.”

“Careful, Jessica! Can’t have our viewers thinking rationally!”

Do they have a fucking code or something? Did somebody actually read the Trump bible?

typing a prompt into a text box and pressing enter

by the time lightning hits the ground, the energy that’s left is minuscule enough to never penetrate through the surface of the ocean.

whatever you just made up, you’re completely right by pure chance! congratulations.

sshhh… it just works :)

cause shit just works, yknow?

sigh

this a fantastic unintended loop

play the trilogy and your faith in the franchise will be restored

bl2 is the best one hands down, you could totally start with that one

hi, teenager here, yeah it sucks ass and i lost a lot of friendships over simple petty shit that didn’t matter

they were sensitive and i guess i grew up a bit differently

dude using interrobangs is a fucking power move

This is not the first time that legend has posted.

a konami code stratagem would be sick though

i love it, thank you

worst sentence i’ve ever read.

thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

Quidditch, anyone?