Well, MTG showed (on the House floor, crass) that one of them carries around a sizeable trouser snake. Meanwhile, the other guy habitually offers sperm donations like the clinic is their only way out 🤨💉 What could it mean...

For any Americans who are not aware, Russia doesn't want to help you in any way.

How does the largest country in the world have a GDP less than half of just California's? Because they're run by people who don't create, they just endlessly kill and steal to enrich themselves.

It would be great if Russians were free of this brainwashing mafia that pins them against the world. It would be great for all people to live in peace. But, until we figure out how to keep power out of evil hands, we're all just trapped in a cage with armed psychopaths.

He's right. He should be in prison, and they should be covering serious things. None of us should be 'here' 🙃

Tiramissouri

Indeed: Grap, wAist, payeTs, leaEed

Jeez, it's not like she asked about all the pedophelia he did, or how hard he's losing in Iran, or how weak he looks with Xi and Putin...

What a wuss

7*7=49

Must have buried a square of them (wink wink)

Might as well air it. I doubt Trump could shit his britches more than he already does 🚼

Social Dems seem to be gaining popularity quickly in the US. Are they splitting from Old Dems, or?

MAGA is also welcome to split from Republicans, too, I'd say (and jump into an active volcano, if they would be so kind).

Trump's always thinking of the children

But if you break it in half, you'll have 2 bars, and that's like 50% off! Break it again, 50+50 that's 100% off! Why stop there?! Trump did say he was gonna cut prices by 700%.

Promises made, Americans wept 🙃

Obligatory 'Thanks, Smokey!' 🐑🍆

Narf. Zort.

Time to bring back ostracism.

I mean old school 'GTFO, we'll hold onto your shit for you, leave with nothing, go drift for 10 years and we'll see how it goes if you make it back' ostracism.

Perfect solution for useless politicians, and an appropriate reward for becoming a billionaire.

What happened to the Celts' oral traditions? How are indigenous Australians' historical depictions still stayin' alive, stayin' alive?

(Is it because ignorant bozos like me are oblivious to them?)

If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we are gonna be up to our balls in jugglers!

(And they can forget about the general if they don't put the hammer down after midterms)

I was also thinking how much Russia is piggybacking on its neighbors here

-Disco Crisco

I was fully expecting ≥2 people in the comments to share some relevant and interesting info about diotrophes of miletus...

Where are ü now that I need ya? 🥺