Bring a fire extinguisher

Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:

"Are you just going to fucking stand there?"

"Bills" is now considered a slur on Twitter.

I feel like using it on the first date is actually better, as a form of litmus test to find out of your date is trash (bad).

Another lazy iteration of a yearly sports game with massive glaring issues? Colour me shocked, surprised, and astonished.

That's why I always go for the parry, disarming the doctor and asserting my dominance.

The NYC Metro moves a number of hula hoops greater than 0 per year.

For situations like this, I suggest blissful ignorance.

Thank you for being the commenter you hoped to find but couldn't and are instead the commenter i hoped to find and did.

"Tim Onion" is so clever due to it's visual resemblance of "The Onion".

"Tim" and "The" have the same visual profile (width/ height distribution and curved letters), so if you squint your eyes, they look very similar.

Poles out for Harambe

When the cringy rich dingus tells you to code something that is impossible to do with the current infrastructure and the timeframe but instead of explaining because you know he'll have a temper tantrum, you just do the best you can knowing it won't work but are already looking for other jobs so you don't actually care that much.

Hitting on a married man smh 😔

I wish the Dutch were real 😔

I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.

As a millennial, I think zoomer slang is much funnier than ours was. We said things like "epic win" or dumb shit about Chuck Norris but these zoomers are out there in the trenches sticking out their gyatts for the rizzler.

This might be a hot take but any leadership selection where candidates are ranked in terms of how lucid they are is a bad time for all involved.

D🤮scord

Maybe you're in the wrong communities, i see one Elon post every 100 or so posts.

I don't want to read the thing. I want to discuss the thing that i didn't read with other people who didn't read the thing.