When girls show me their fine China: 😏

I live with two roommates in a flat. One of them smokes. Of course, he has to smoke indoors as well, as if the whole place is his (we got two balconies btw) . Can't describe when I get home after a long day in uni to come back to a flat that smells like a smoking friendly bar.

SMDH, can't even get kidnapped for free anymore 🙄

As someone who had that misfortune to work woth their products, this tracks just great. Honestly. I've used their Apex and SQL developer. Both of them are unintuitive to use, inconsistent, lacking features, and just a complete resource hogs in their own ways. Makes me wonder how they are still keeping themselves afloat, considering the abhorrent state and quality their products are.

"Please bro one more line on the highway bro please just one more lane"

503 service unavailable, it's always the damn 503

Gregnant

Isn't this the guy who literally froze during a press conference? He looked so lost, like he escaped from an elderly home just to hold the conference

Sorry, Ralph. Nothing personal, kiddo.

This was legit me untill I learnt about yt-dlp. I remember I used some random ass website for downloading yt vids, since I didn't have mobile data back then, and I wanted to listen to some tunes while I was going to school. The site would completely mess up file names every single time. Yt-dlp is the reason that pushed me to use cli apps more.

Yt-dlp my beloved

Okay, pls pay $1050 preferably by tying it to a rock and slinging it with a catapult.

thx

This hits so deep.

Where can I migrate to? I want a similar instance, that doesn't block other instances, instead lets users decide what content they see on their frontpage, as how lemm.ee did it.

I'd be very glad for any suggestions...

(edit: ended up migrating to lemmy.zip . Thanks everyone for your suggestions!)

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

This is how you kill multiple people with a single pistol shot: you put the loudencer and shoot the guy you shooting, but you also kill two guys around him from the sheer shock

I'm bringing chili

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Tell him to come downstairs for a drink

My puter can't comput anymor :(

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