Huh? Alabama is so fucking screwed up they refuse to "kill" a frozen embryo because it's made in god's image. Still, they will not hesitate to execute a felon with the death penalty even though he is living and breathing already in god's image. Can someone explain this to me slowly? I'm old.

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

1. Wear an eye patch
2. Buy a sword
3. Move to Somalia

Why? Biden showed that a real politician can win a primary without being on the ballot by winning New Hampshire. Oh, right, Trump isn't a real politician.

I'd buy a pair if they let me shove them right up his fat ass sideways.

He already lost. Is he clinically insane?

But he isn't a crook...

GOP.... pro-life before birth but pro-death (penalty) after birth? Confusing isn't it?

Only WASP life with a little Catholic included but just a little 😘

Sorry Elon, she won't sleep with you.

Isn't that a bit overkill.

Something like 13.8 billion years from the Big Bang till I was born. Still not sure it was worth the damn wait.

Interestsd to see what age group is spending the most on credit.

How do I give 500 upvotes?

Huh? Alabama is so fucking screwed up they refuse to "kill" a frozen embryo because it's made in god's image. Still, they will not hesitate to execute a felon with the death penalty even though he is living and breathing already in god's image. Can someone explain this to me slowly? I'm old.

Always knew they were stupid.

Is this the GOP's mascot?

I'd really like to see this report broken down into spending by age groups.

Drink tons of water so you never get kidney stones cause if you do you better have a VERY high pain tolerance.

This smells EXACTLY like the report on Hillary's emails that came out just before the election that didn't amount to anything but losing the election for her.

Ok, now that idiot is posting his crap on asklemmy@lemmy.ml. Glad you are back.